- “You should buy two packs. You are smoking for two now.”
- “Is your husband gaining sympathy weight just to keep up?”
- “Did you ever see that old Twilight Zone where the giant bug crawled into a crib and laid eggs in a baby’s head?”
- “Joaquin Phoenix is proof positive that you can still be successful with a birth defect.”
- “Look at you! You are ready to explode!”