Addicted To That Afternoon Sugar Rush

Kaye: Do you participate in office birthday celebrations? Are they not the worst?
Me: Yeah. Happy birthday wishes to someone you could give a shit about.
Kaye: We all have to stand around and pretend like we care.
Me: Happy birthday you stupid fucker! The only reason I sang to you is because I get free cake.
Kaye: Ha! Yes. It is all a bunch of shit.
Me: Hurry up and cut the cake, jerks. Matty does not care how old this person is and that cake looks like it has some Snickers bars on it.
Kaye: Mmmmm. Snickers bars.

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