As I post this my moronic neighbor (yes, that one) has been loudly playing techno music for the past two and a half hours. This is aggravating as my intentions for tonight were to quietly eat a plate of fish and watch some hockey on television. I have now muted the hockey game and am giving my neighbor an education in music. I have turned all my speakers to our shared wall and am blaring the Dead Kennedys album Plastic Surgery Disasters. What adult male listens to techno for two and half hours? Christ. I am going to repeat the album until 1 in the morning as a special Christmas treat. It is the season for giving after all.