- A man argues that he cannot be prosecuted for having sex with a deer because the animal was dead at the time of said bestial necrophiliac coitus.
- A cargo container loaded with the Doritos washes ashore after falling off a ship. Fattys riot for the sloppy seconds.
- Gingerbread Tie-Fighter.
- Video of a limber octopus.
- Awesome architecture, installment one: hotcakes housing project.
- Bestiality is now illegal in Washington inspired by a pervert that was thankfully removed from the human gene pool by a giant horse cock.
- Skyscraper escape pods inspired by the the victims that plummeted to their deaths from the burning floors of the World Trade Center.
- A marriage contract inspired by a personality disorder.
