You may recall my web alter egos Matt Brozovich, drummer for Pittsburgh’s speed metal outfit Scorn Of Earth and Matt Brozovich, the little league fireballer hailing from Channahon, Illinois. Today I learned that I have yet another web alter ego, Matt Brozovich, the competitive body builder with alarming hair and an even more alarming physique. While I advised my youngest doppelgaenger coming up through the baseball ranks to stay off the junk, sadly, I think my newest doppelgaenger has a penchant for injecting himself with steroids and assorted testosterones from the animal kingdom. Regardless, I wish bodybuilding Matt Brozovich nothing but success with the weights and the competing. The time may be nigh to start the Matt Brozovich Internet Society.
I Dominate Little League
You may recall my web alter ego Matt Brozovich, drummer for Pittsburgh’s speed metal outfit Scorn Of Earth (formerly of Headcase and Our Dying Moment). Today I learned that I have another web alter ego, a little league fireballer that hails from Channahon, Illinois. My younger doppelgaenger has a thunderbolt for an arm and brings the hickory to the dish. On April 5 he had three hits including a grand slam and was the winning pitcher in a 9-1 victory over the Rotary Club. On May 9 he hit a three run blast in the 5-2 win over Pizza 4 U. You have a bright future, young Matt Brozovich. Stay off the junk, eat your vitamins and keep your nose clean.
I Dominate Speed Metal
I periodically type Matt Brozovich into Google to see what pulls up on the list of search results (usually me or something related to me dominate the top five). Recently I discovered I have a web alter ego; a Matt Brozovich that hails from Murrysville, Pennsylvania, plays drums in a speed metal band called Headcase and likes to say things like “You are a homo.”