Koko Is A Randy Bitch

Koko the Gorilla is a sexual deviant with a penchant for nipples:

“My client was getting some rudimentary signing from Koko,” he said by phone from his Redwood City office. “‘Let down your hair. Lie down on the floor. Show your breasts again. Close your eyes.’ My client peeped out and saw Koko slowly kneel down and start squatting and breathing heavily. My client got spooked and ran out of the trailer.”

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