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January 21, 2004 No Comments

“I’m sure his heart is in the right place, but stunt men usually put on flame-retardant suits.”

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bookowlDan Chibnall 🖐🏻 🧼 😷@bookowl·
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I don't know about you, but this is the winner for me.

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mattbrozomattbrozo@mattbrozo·
20 Jan

My sweet 9 year old daughter called “dibs” on the being the first female president in the truck today. Sorry ladies. You’re all shit out of luck.

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mattbrozomattbrozo@mattbrozo·
20 Jan

Local Restaurant Owner: "Sorry everyone. We can't make payroll this month."

9 News: "Did you see how the former first lady was dressed today, tho? Stunning."

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nihilist_arbysNihilist Arby's@nihilist_arbys·
18 Jan

“As we lay dying, in that final moment of lucidity before the eternal blackness, the futility of everything we pretend is important is illuminated and exposed as mere distraction. The buzzing of flies.”

-MLK probably

Please continue to enjoy Arby’s

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mattbrozomattbrozo@mattbrozo·
18 Jan

"And next on the stage for the #BidenHarrisInauguration is a band you hate playing a song that sucked in 1998."

http://bit.ly/3bLbNyO

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