- Wikipedia for Halloween.
- Halloween costumes for sluts. My personal favorites: Teacher’s Pet, Alice In Wonderland and herpes bear. Disturbing items: Homo-erotic Roman Warrior costume and the sexy plus-size costume section (note the complete lack of realistic models that could adorn the “three-man tent tarp” size). A note to sexy costume manufacturers everywhere: Your plus-size section should consist of one costume; a king-size white sheet with eye holes cut out labeled “Sexy Ghost That Eats Too Much.”
- Anna Nicole Smith is facing the possibility of exhuming her son’s dead body.
- Wikipedia for Samhain (the festival, not the bag of assholes band Glenn Danzig fronted after the dissolution of the Misfits).
A term I just coined: whore wash. Inspired by Top Gun when Maverick flew into Iceman’s jet wash and sent his F-16 into an uncontrollable tailspin thus resulting in the severe head trauma and death of his wingman Goose. Whore wash is when you walk through a woman’s cheap perfume vapor trail causing the temporary overload of all olfactory senses.
Usage: When exiting the elevators after lunch today, I walked through some serious whore wash.
In Asia, men are surgically implanting pearls in their cocks (known as Pearling), nut vendors are dressed like cheap whores and the Japanese are developing a perfect toilet. A glimpse into Asian culture is sometimes more bizarre than tripping acid at a Stryper concert. Take Asian porn for example. Imagine a woman seated in the middle of a room. Surrounding her are numerous naked men, masturbating like circus monkeys. When they are ready to unleash the dogs of war they use her body as a landing pad. This is called bukkake, and these videos are wildly popular in Southeast Asia (if you want a bukkake link, tough shit. The MB does not promote circle jerks unless we are talking about the punk band). My coworker Greg said it best: “If I did not have a girlfriend and a healthy fear of diseases, Southeast Asia would be a lot of fun.”