Charge It To My Sodomy Card, Please

Monica: The Gay Card.
Me: That is funny.
Monica: “I would like to pay for it with my Platinum Rainbow, please.”
Me: For the homosexual that likes to advertise their sexuality with every purchase.
Monica: That is a really good tag line.
Me: Thanks. “I will take a pack of menthols and a box of Good ‘N Plentys. And yes, I am a homosexual.”

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