A bulleted list on what bothers me about this video:

• A clown can be sexually arousing.
• An advertising professional going by the nickname Kazoo.
• Den Fujita, the first McDonald’s Japan president, waxing on diet and skin color: “The reason Japanese people are so short and have yellow skins is because they have eaten nothing but fish and rice for 2000 years. If we eat McDonald’s hamburgers and potatoes for a thousand years we will become taller, our skin become white and our hair blond.”

I have just three words for McDonald’s Japan: Giant McSquid Sandwich.