Clown Punching

Web Designer: God. That site looks like clown puke.
Me: Totally. And not the good kind of clown puke.
Web Designer: There is a good kind of clown puke?
Me: Sure. Like when you punch a clown in the stomach so hard that it makes him vomit? That is the good kind. It is even better when you get some blood mixed in there.
Web Designer: I am happy that you are my boss.

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  1. Noticed that I omitted my inappropriate comments on how “perky” my web designer is in the mornings, eh? My wife can read, you know. Even more complicated is that my web designer is a man.

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