Alamosa, Colorado. Home of the Great Sand Dunes, a college where slightly above average suburban high school athletes go to die and now, free salmonella!
McDonalds sack 1, Brandon Marshall 0. Brandon Marshall joins the esteemed list of other Denver professional athletes who obtained an injury under strange circumstances (read: getting caught in a lie). Congratulations Brandon! You will now be held in the same esteem as Clint Barmes breaking his collarbone while carrying deer meat (read: being flipped off of a four wheeler) and Brian Griese tripping over his dog, falling down the stairs and spraining his ankle (read: taking a tumble while sloppy drunk). Look on the bright side: almost losing an arm is a better thing to be remembered for than talking about practice.
add your boy P Roy and Roy Jr acting like a damn buffoons in the minor league hockey game. Must’ve not been any doors around for him to rip off the hinges. “I mean what are we talking about? Hinges?”
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add your boy P Roy and Roy Jr acting like a damn buffoons in the minor league hockey game. Must’ve not been any doors around for him to rip off the hinges. “I mean what are we talking about? Hinges?”
It was a junior hockey game, and yeah, good call. The best part? Roy Jr. is only the backup goalie. It must be cold in daddy’s shadow.