Update on Big Lurch; The MB’s favorite aspiring rapper who smokes angel dust and and likes eating a bitches lungs.
Disturbing Aside: I forgot when I wrote my initial post on Big Lurch. Instead of sifting through my blog archives due to my laziness, I decided to Google “eating a bitches lungs.” I chuckled as I hit enter thinking it was a long shot at best. The MB is the number one search result. The internet is magical.