Here is a list of things that when combined, produce a terrible result:

• Mountain Dew and tequila.
• David Duke and Al Sharpton.
• Anal sex and kerosene.
• Religious fanatics and environmental conservationists.

For the record, I think Jesus would drive a used Honda Accord. No rims and nothing all that flashy. Just something with low miles that is reliable, gets good gas mileage and gets the Son of God around town.