Here is a list of things that when combined, produce a terrible result:
- Mountain Dew and tequila.
- David Duke and Al Sharpton.
- Anal sex and kerosene.
- Religious fanatics and environmental conservationists.
For the record, I think Jesus would drive a used Honda Accord. No rims and nothing all that flashy. Just something with low miles that is reliable, gets good gas mileage and gets the Son of God around town.