Game Over

The wedding transpired with much happiness and celebration. It was a surreal whirlwind and I do not recall many specific moments from the night. I know the ceremony seemed intimate and joyful, I had a few dances with the wife, I chatted with many guests (although I am sure I missed talking with a lot of them), I saw an amazing sunset and I think I even had a beer or two. Overall, it was an awesome party and I think most everybody enjoyed it; even if they had to drink Tommyknocker all night (it was an open bar, cockbags, you should be happy you got anything at all).

We left for St. Lucia early the next morning. While the wedding was a surreal whirlwind, the honeymoon was the exact opposite of that. We relaxed and slept on the beach, hiked in the jungle, water-skied, snorkeled, drank rum and Piton beer, ate like fat Midwesterners at the Sizzler, won the resort archery tournament, shopped in Castries and generally forgot about our lives for the week. Some notes I jotted down over the course of the holiday:

  • Coconut milk is a natural laxative not a fun liquid to go in every alcoholic drink.
  • Archery yields crazy friends from Scotland and bottles of Bounty Rum.
  • Dr. Feelgood bears striking resemblance to a shirtless, unkempt Bob Marley and likes to walk in traffic near the Castries Public Market.
  • Saffron is not “super cheap” in St. Lucia; it’s just turmeric.
  • I could eat my body weight in fresh mangoes and bananas.
  • Fire ants attack cute wives with an affinity for tropical flora and fauna.

Thanks again to everyone who came to the event or sent us their well wishes and condolences. You people are the cream in our Twinkie.

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  1. Mark and I had a great time. I really enjoyed finally meeting Jen (she is very sweet)! I liked your honeymoon pictures – St. Lucia looks very beautiful. The leg injury picture looked rough, but damn, your lady has some nice legs! Congratulations (on both the wedding and your lady having nice legs)!

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