Go Matty, It’s Your Birthday

Today I am 31 years old and will be celebrating another year of life by watching Judge Judy, sending off ten resumes, having a lunch plate of spaghetti with my mom and entertaining numerous offers for well paying and exciting design jobs. The wife has some big plans for me tonight. She still feels guilt over last year’s birthday when she was sick and fell asleep on the couch early in the evening while I drowned the passing of my third decade in cheap, domestic beer at the local watering hole with a jackass named Tyler.

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  1. matt,
    sorry you lost your job.
    glad you got married.
    glad you got another year out of this crazy thing called life.

    2 out of 3 ain’t bad.

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