The Here I Go Again video filled my pubescent years with countless hours of masturbatory fodder. Tawny Kitaen’s ruby tresses flowed in the wind as sheer linen robes exposed her bulbous breasts and buttocks while she stretched and gyrated her limber body all over the hood of David Coverdale’s car. It was a sight to behold. Unfortunately for Tawny, this was the zenith of her career. Soon after she defiled that black muscle car, her life and looks degenerated in the magical world of happy dust, prescription medication and attacks on her ex-husband with a shoe.
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My mom thought the chorus was “Raunchy Like a Hurricane” and wouldn’t buy the cassette for me.
Your mom is raunchy like a hurricane. Tell her to go take a shower.
Tawny Kitaen was fucking awesome!
…say that to my face. Better yet, why don’t you come down to Lloyd Irwin Training Facility in Arlington or Grappler’s Edge in Denver when I visit- Just name the time…
Will your mom be there? I hear she grapples really well!
I heard when your mom wrestles it’s like she has Buckwheat in a headlock.