Today marks the third decade that I have been alive. If you forgot to get me something please refer to my Amazon Wish List or throw me a dollar bill as if I were a skank stripper named Midnight working the day shift at a seedy club in North Denver who is two months pregnant and has three sex partners tattooed on her arm. People of note who share my birthday:
- Victoria Silvstedt (Playboy playmate)
- Debbye Turner (Miss America 1990)
- Trisha Yearwood (Country Singer)
- Joan Lunden (Cohost, Good Morning America 1980-1997)
- Jeremy Irons (Actor)
- Lita Ford (Rock Musician)
People of unworthy of sharing my birthday:
- Jimmy Fallon (Alleged Comedian)
- Matthew Perry (Alleged Actor)
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Happy birthday you old bitch
Thanks, you skeezed out whore.
“I feel for you…I think it’s your birthday”
Chaka Khan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Chaka Khan
Let me rock you, that’s all I wanna do
Chaka Khan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Chaka Khan
Let me rock you, ’cause I feel for you
happy belated birthday, dickbag…