Happy Birthday To Me

Today marks the third decade that I have been alive. If you forgot to get me something please refer to my Amazon Wish List or throw me a dollar bill as if I were a skank stripper named Midnight working the day shift at a seedy club in North Denver who is two months pregnant and has three sex partners tattooed on her arm. People of note who share my birthday:

People of unworthy of sharing my birthday:

  • Jimmy Fallon (Alleged Comedian)
  • Matthew Perry (Alleged Actor)

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4 Comments

  1. “I feel for you…I think it’s your birthday”

    Chaka Khan, let me rock you
    Let me rock you, Chaka Khan
    Let me rock you, that’s all I wanna do
    Chaka Khan, let me rock you
    Let me rock you, Chaka Khan
    Let me rock you, ’cause I feel for you

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