Today marks the third decade that I have been alive. If you forgot to get me something please refer to my Amazon Wish List or throw me a dollar bill as if I were a skank stripper named Midnight working the day shift at a seedy club in North Denver who is two months pregnant and has three sex partners tattooed on her arm. People of note who share my birthday:

• Victoria Silvstedt (Playboy playmate)
• Debbye Turner (Miss America 1990)
• Trisha Yearwood (Country Singer)
• Joan Lunden (Cohost, Good Morning America 1980-1997)
• Jeremy Irons (Actor)
• Lita Ford (Rock Musician)

People of unworthy of sharing my birthday:

• Jimmy Fallon (Alleged Comedian)
• Matthew Perry (Alleged Actor)