How To Eat Pancakes While Tripping Balls

If you are thinking about taking LSD first consider this scenario:

You are sitting in a booth at the neighborhood IHOP and it is three in the morning. Patrons in the restaurant look like zombies from an all-night eatery of the damned. You are staring at the syrup rack because there is something “fucked up” going on with the strawberries. Your idiot friend is sitting across from you, cigarette hanging from his mouth with a two-inch ash and is pounding the table because demons are coming out of the knots in wood.

I now urge you to reevaluate your decision. If you are still going to drop Acid at least do something productive while under the influence. Like draw pictures. Or pitch a no-hitter.

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