I have a deep hatred for PETA. It is shit like this that fuels the fire. Lettuce Ladies. Are you kidding me? Even more ridiculous is the list of the famous Lettuce Ladies. When I think about a spokes model, I think about a strong, intelligent woman with opinions I value. I remember how smart Elizabeth Berkley looked in a thong sliding down a greased pole in Showgirls. Or how Traci Bingham’s social conscience has dazzled me ever since her work on Baywatch. I have always treasured health tips from Pam Anderson, especially those on how to avoid contracting Hepatitis from a rock drummer.