I heard back from both companies I interviewed with last week. Company #1, located in Downtown Denver, gave me the “I just want to be friends” routine via email. Classy move. Maybe you should hire my ex-girlfriend She Who Will Not Be Named, Company #1. Like you, she is a cold-hearted bitch with no regard for social etiquette and would thrive within your corporate culture. Company #2, located near the Governors Mansion, offered me the position and I turned it down. Sure, it would be nice to start working again and sock away my severance booty towards a Mexican holiday with the wife, but something told me to stay away from that place. Perhaps it was the HR lady wearing sneakers, the invasive personal questions regarding my values or the “We do not use Macs” line that turned me off. All I know is that I ignored my instincts far too long while languishing at the data slaughterhouse and I refuse to ever do that again. In more interesting news, a neighboring town home burned down a few days ago. It appears as if the firewall did its job and kept the whole unit from succumbing to the flames. Good times.
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Oh, C’mon- we haven’t used MAC-10s and 11’s since Reagan. Get on the new shit- FNP90 PDW.
So, where is that townhome in relation to your joint(s)?
Two over to the north (left at the sign as opposed to right).
Figures Ci$co would start posting on the site again now that it’s pink. Fairy.
“Everyone” is welcome to show up at Lloyd Irwin Training Center in DC- I start at 6:30 on the weekdays and 11:30 on weekends, or better yet, shoot me an email at cisco@franciscov.com and we can arrange some ring time at Grappler’s Edge the next time I’m in Denver. I’m waiting.
Cisco is a douchebag. No really, he is a bag of douche.