The Writers Guild of America is only in the second day of their strike and production is now being halted on The New Adventures of Old Christine (aka “The Death of Elaine Benes”), Two and a Half Men (aka “Charlie Sheen Makes Promiscuity Unfunny”) and Desperate Housewives (aka “Skag Central”). So how long do these motherfuckers have to stay on the picket line before they shut down ER? Cockroaches have a shorter life span than that show.