- A 5.4 magnitude earthquake hit Los Angeles earlier today and yielded no deaths with minor damage. Where are those celebrity upskirts when you need them most?
- Some Island of Dr.Moreau shit washed ashore in Montauk, Long Island. Crazy genetic mutant that escaped from Plum Island or a dried up sea turtle missing its shell? You decide.
- Mr. Belding cuts a rug with some hot chicks in Vegas.
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Just more proof that chicks dig authority figures. Makes you want to act as a principle.
My first earthquake, and I didn’t even realize it was happening. Yes, I was sober. SOOO bummed, but it made me realize that earthquakes just aren’t that big of a deal.