- Eunuch tales. Nothing wakes you up on a Monday morning like the visualization of getting your coin purse lopped off with a Burdizzo.
- Impoverished children in Pakistan ride a ferris wheel made of trash.
- How Awesome Will It Be? Pretty fucking awesome, Susie! Unless a demon feasts on your entrails before Jesus makes it down for his second tour that is.
I miss old Elitches sometimes…
I don’t miss you, b*tch.