- I cannot wait to have another baby only to see my kids do this to each other.
- “Yes, Jimmy. There is such thing as the freshman fifteen.”
- Ed McMahon is sleeping with Jesus. Ed was most famous for being the Lancelot to Johnny Carson’s King Arthur, hosting Star Search and giving old ladies heart attacks via Publisher’s Clearinghouse. I was unaware that Ed was a retired Colonel and accomplished pilot in WWII and Korea.
Old schoolers will remember that Ed always claimed that his ancestors invented mayonnaise.
Plus dude had many moments where he was sh*tcanned on air…and got props for it! Ah, the 70s.