Carrot Top is shredded. Regardless if he is cut out of wood or not, he is still a closeted homosexual. He is wearing scary man mascara, for the love of baby Jesus.
An Australian model could face a maximum of 15 years in an Indonesian prison for being caught with ecstasy. Based on her picture, I would pay to see her in an Indonesian prison reality show. The program may only air for two hourlong episodes but it would be the best thing to happen to television since the moon landing.
They’re both pretty round, so at least there’s that.
Carrot Top and his puffy man-tits may very well be the second coming of Christ. Or, y’know… the embodiment of evil… who I like to call Satan… or Daddy, depending on how many beers I’ve had at the time (now: 8).