- An image bank of celebrities playing table tennis. My personal favorite is Mr. Ed wielding the paddle.
- If you gave someone crabs and need to let them know send an eCard. There is nothing like getting notified via email that you have gonorrhea. My favorite feature is the ability to send one card to multiple addresses (a.k.a. the “slut blast”). I am tempted to send an email to my entire contact list informing them that I gave them herpes and signing it Ron Mexico.