Marking My Territory

My sort of lady is now officially my lady. So if you are a young, barrel-chested, boxer-brief adorned male brimming with semen I urge you to bark up another tree because the bitch is all mine. Luckily for her, I will not act upon my animal instincts and piss a circle around her. At least not until I get ten drinks in me.

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