Save Swayze

I was saddened to learn today that Patrick Swayze has pancreatic cancer and may not have much time left. Damn. Some of my favorite films include the be-mulleted Mr. Swayze. Whether he was waging a guerrilla war versus the Soviets in Red Dawn, kicking some drunk redneck ass in Road House, robbing banks and surfing the edge in Point Break or pulling Baby out of her corner in Dirty Dancing, Patrick Swayze taught a generation American boys how to be men. So, in order to honor his struggle to beat cancer, I have created some Save Swayze gear. Fuck you, Patrick Swayze’s pancreatic cancer.

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  1. after jeff healey and swayze, the rest of the roadhouse cast had better drag their asses to the oncologist for a rotor rooter job.

  2. @sean: Sam Elliott is made of beef jerky. He’s unstoppable.

    Has anyone else noticed the old man ears the Swayze is sporting these days? Wow…

  3. yo…Trivia for all:
    where was Swayze and his crew from in Red Dawn?

    “So back up off me, break north you see
    I wreck a party in half and then I’m swayze”
    – EPMD “Boon Dox”

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