Tee Ball Is For Losers

Children cannot hit slowly thrown balls because their brains are not wired to handle slow motion. From this day forth, whenever I play soft toss with a kid, I am throwing heat. I will even brush them off the plate so they know I am boss. “How does that chin music sound, Timmy? How does it sound?! You’re in Daddy’s world now, bitch!”

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