Children cannot hit slowly thrown balls because their brains are not wired to handle slow motion. From this day forth, whenever I play soft toss with a kid, I am throwing heat. I will even brush them off the plate so they know I am boss. “How does that chin music sound, Timmy? How does it sound?! You’re in Daddy’s world now, bitch!”
You made me laugh out loud, Matty. Good stuff!