The Women Of My News

Every Friday before work I head over to the local rink for a drop-in game of hockey. This morning while getting ready in the locker room, I was chatting up a cameraman for Channel 9 News. Naturally, the discussion lead to attractive local weather personality Kathy Sabine and her recent engagement. The entire locker room erupted into chaos and a flurry of “That sucks!” and “The guy is probably a handjob!” and “I would make her yell the extended forecast in ecstasy while tagging her the way of the dog” (that last one was all projection on my part, but it should have been said). During my drive to work, I compiled a top five list of the hottest local female news* personalities:

  1. Kathy Sabine
  2. Libby Weaver
  3. Molly Hughes
  4. Whei Wong
  5. Stacy Donaldson

* Being as all newscasts are biased, I have no loyalty to any particular network so I measure their “watchability” on how attractive the female personalities are. I watch Fox 31 9 O’ Clock News for Libby Weaver and Whei Wong, Channel 4 News at 10 for Molly Hughes (flipping mid-broadcast to Channel 9 for weather with Kathy Sabine) and in the mornings I tune to Fox 31 (again) for Good Day Colorado and weather with Stacy Donaldson. My maleness amazes even me sometimes.

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