Toe Picks Are Super!

Watching the Winter Olympics for the past week has lead me to one undeniable truth: there is nothing more gay than single male figure skating. I do not deny the skill and hard work it must take to do all those tricks on ice, but an extravagant swan outfit? All I ask is that our diminutive homosexuals dressed as princess fairies are better at silly little ice spins than other country’s diminutive homosexuals dressed as princess fairies. Way to fuck that up, Johnny Weir.

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