Tomb Rubbin’

Pere Lachaise cemetery in Paris has fenced off a famous tomb to prevent lewd acts being performed on the sepulcher cover. Apparently the statue’s crotch has seen more action than Tommy Lees’. Unlike Tommy Lee’s junk, however, you do not have to get checked for gonorrhea and hepatitis after rubbing up on it.

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