Many moons ago I posted a list of my top five favorite Denver female news personalities inspired by a crude hockey locker room discussion. This list has been in dire need of updating as Kathy Sabine (at post time an uncontested number one) now regularly rocks the JC Penny’s power suits and teases her hair like some sort of Charlie’s Angels reject. I have no doubt she is sporting high-waisted mom jeans and a braided belt during her time away from the 9 Backyard. Due to the aforementioned factors and some up-and-coming lookers, Sabine is now riding the pine. I give you my updated hottest local female news personalities list:

1. Corey Rose
2. Erika Gonzalez
3. Libby Weaver
4. Molly Hughes
5. Becky Ditchfield

I hope this serves as a wake up call to you, Kathy Sabine. Cheap suits and a general malaise about your appearance have dropped you out of the starting lineup behind a weekend weather girl that roots for the St. Louis Blues and a field reporter assigned to Whei Wong’s old beats. Suck in your pride, torch the wardrobe and drop some dime at Macy’s or Express or Ann Taylor Loft or anywhere that has a clothing style more recent than 1987.